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A little Elderly Humor

  • Re-released hits for baby boomers:
    • “You’re So Varicose Vein” by Carly Simon
    • “How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?” by the BeeGees
    • “The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face” by Roberta Flack
    • “I Can’t See Clearly Now” by Johnny Nash
    • “Papa Got A Kidney Stone” by the Temptations
    • “These Boots Give Me Arthritis” by Nancy Sinatra
    • “You Make Me Feel Like Napping” by Leo Sayer
    • “Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom” by the Commodores
    • “A Whiter Shade of Hair” by Procol Harum
    • “I Get By with a Little Help from Depends” by the Beatles
    • “Rikki, Don’t Lose Your Car Keys” by Steely Dan
    • “Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker” by Herman’s Hermits
    • “Talkin’ ‘Bout My Medication” by the Who
    • “Bald Thing” by the Troggs
    • “You Can’t Always Pee When You Want” by the Rolling Stones
    • “I Heard It through the Grape Nuts” by Marvin Gaye

And last, but definitely not least, “Bad Prune Rising” by Credence Clearwater Revival

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